The Timewaster PhonecallsI've been doing lots of silly phone calls. You can hear them all here. Just scroll down for more...

Robin Cooper calls Conservative Party Conference

by Robert Popper on September 30, 2013 · 4 comments

Robin has to deliver a talk at 3:30 today on ‘General Information’, but will he make it in time…?

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Elsie’s Sandwich Shop

by Robert Popper on February 6, 2013 · 1 comment

Here’s the very, very old Elsie on the phone again. This time to the very friendly folk at BBC Radio Berkshire. The subject – ‘Starting your own business when you’re over 50’. The host, Andrew Peach was a real gent…

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The venus fly trap song

by Robert Popper on January 20, 2013 · 2 comments

You may remember the very, very old lady, Elsie. Well here she is again on lovely BBC Radio Surrey singing about her venus fly trap plants, that have begun to smell a bit…

I just love the way the guy says, ‘Congratulations’. YouTube link.

I was sick on a dog

by Robert Popper on December 4, 2012 · 3 comments

Whilst poor Kate’s in hospital with morning sickness, here’s me, as very very old Elsie, on Vanessa Feltz’s radio show, discussing the matter at hand.

Peach slices.

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Robin Cooper’s Tarot Cards

by Robert Popper on November 6, 2012 · 1 comment

Had fun doing this. ‘Pumpi’ was nice, and seemed to enjoy chatting with me/Robin about ants/ant egg infestation.

Have to admit, I was quite proud of the phrase: ‘Please proceed’. YouTube link.

You may remember Baal calling a similar show some time back…

I called the White House

by Robert Popper on October 19, 2012 · 6 comments

Or rather, Robin Cooper called the White House, to offer some some sensible advice to President Obama as to how to win the next Presidential Debate.

Good advice or bad, we shall have to wait and see.

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Robin Cooper calls a (sexual) chat line

by Robert Popper on October 12, 2012 · 4 comments

I know it’s childish but…

Robin Cooper’s Song for the Lord

by Robert Popper on July 6, 2012 · 3 comments

I’ve always wanted to do this – call up a TV show and sing a song about everything I see on the screen. And I mean everything…

Praise the Lord!

Robin wins the ball!

by Robert Popper on May 19, 2012 · 7 comments

Two clips here for you: following Chelsea’s win over Bayern Munich, I – or rather Robin Cooper – called BBC 5 Live’s radio phone-in show, to tell the man all about how I won the actual football from the match… (don’t forget to see the second clip)

And here I am on the 1 am news…

Can I meet David Cameron?

by Robert Popper on March 30, 2012 · 0 comments

Robin Cooper tried to meet the Prime Minister…

He failed.